oh my gosh this is precious

hello sir it appears you have a small baby-animal like, smiling creature in the back seat of your car, you should probably get that checked out


let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis


Louis with hands on the hips is very very cUTE ~




You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.


sorry but im like genuinely distressed by the existence of the 50 shades of grey movie i dont want this shit to exist im furious that there has to be another goddamn fucking trash piece of media that’s being released in cinemas and widely discussed about a powerful sexually dominant cishet white dude controlling a weak woman who is powerless to his charm and wit and his sexual abuse! and not to mention normalising abusive and creepy relationships like i just dont want girls to grow up thinking this is okay and it’s really fucking upsetting 


The only book about One Direction that I’m ever going to buy is the tell all that’s going to explode this bag of bullshit.

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do


i’d buy an audio book of harry styles reading the dictionary


where’s zayn?

Is he my rock? Yeah.